I'm sleeping differently.
I know, that's a strange statement to make on a Thursday but I am. For the past few nights, I've been physically sleeping in a different position than I've ever slept in before. It's caught me off guard.
You know how everyone sleeps a little differently? Some are side-sleepers, some are stomach-sleepers, some are back-sleepers, whatever - well I've always been a right-side-sleeper, meaning I need to be on my right side to get any rest. But for the past few nights, I've been a left-side-partial-stomach sleeper and I've slept better than I have in months. What is happening to me? There has been some sort of metaphysical change inside of me and it's manifesting itself in my sleeping position. I have no idea what my sleep number is anymore. Everything has been thrown off.
This is making me rethink all kinds of things. Like, the way I put on my shoes. Maybe I should be doing that differently. What if it makes me walk a different walk? Maybe I should start brushing my teeth in the shower as opposed to at the sink. Perhaps I should grow my hair out. Maybe I should take a chance on a piercing. I'm really gonna have to recalibrate what's going on in my world.
One thing's for sure. Things are not going to be the same. In Kansas, I am not anymore. See! I'm even talking like Yoda which isn't like me either. So much is changing.