Saturday, January 8, 2011

Holmes strikes again

You know how I feel about Katie Holmes. Or do you? Let's refresh shall we?
Katie Holmes. Hot girl on Dawson's Creek. Did nothing. Married rich. Brainwashed. Bad movie. Bad movie. Bad movie. 
Now she's been photographed all over the place filming this miniseries, The Kennedys, about JFK obviously, and today, it was announced by The History Channel, that they won't be airing it. Right. After it's been completely filmed and everything, after viewing the entire thing, the channel decided not to air it at all. The exact quote?
 “After viewing the final product in its totality, we have concluded this dramatic interpretation is not a fit for the History brand. We recognize historical fiction is an important medium for storytelling and commend all the hard work and passion that has gone into the making of the series, but ultimately deem this as the right programming decision for our network.”
How delicious is this? I mean, it's juicy. This means it's not factual and not good. Especially if The History Channel won't air it. They'd probably rather air some reality show about shooting guns or something anyways, but still. How great is this? Some cable channel will eat this thing up and try to make something of it, but it will always have this albatross around it's neck...that's it's not true. 
So here's to you Katie Holmes. Something else you were in, yet again, has collapsed. Perhaps it's time to leave Tom and start your quest to become the next Nicole Kidman. 

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