I'm Chuck Bass.
Well I'm not. But I wish I were.
See, I have a problem. I care more about Chuck Bass than I care about most real people. I am more invested with him than I am with most other people. He's going through a rough time right now and I feel bad for him.
Why is it that people on television are so much more interesting than most people in the real world? Perhaps that question was too simple to answer.
But here I am, deeply entrenched in Chuck's life on my television. And he just got his heart broken so I'm sitting here questioning my life.
Yes. I AM that bored this evening. Or is Chuck just that much more interesting? Much like the Tootsie Pop, the world may never know.