I turn on ABC 15 minutes before Housewives started. I got all caught up today on my Housewives and I am able to watch the episode live when it airs. So I'm all excited.
Extreme Home Makeover is on.
I don't even know the sob story! I don't know what's going on! But there are children crying and a mother crying. I piece together that a father and son have died. I'm sobbing. Everyone is crying.
College scholarship for the kids.
Forget about the fact that it won't even pay for one of them to go all the way through school. Forget that because I'm crying.
What is going on?! I'm not even invested!
Thus the power of television is exerted once again.
Television -1 Ryan's Ability to Keep it Together -0