Bob Saget. Bob Saget. We don't need you. Go away.
Here I am, watching dumb Dancing with the Stars, and the commercial for his new show comes on. Wait a minute. Who green-lit this man's show? Who thought it would be a great idea to bring him back on television?
Look. Let's call a spade a spade. Full House was great in the moment. It was great television for being young and learning life lessons with a good synthesizer track behind it was great. But have you tried to watch a rerun of that show? It's one of the most painful experiences I've ever experienced. They should have used that in interrogating the Taliban. I'd talk.
Take this man off of my television. He's really dirty when he does stand up too. It's like, whoa Danny Tanner, censor what you say. Man, he needs to calm down. And get off the television. I mean, he will soon enough. The show starts in two weeks and we are only about a month away before the cancellation rumors start trying to revive the show...it won't work.