Wait. Can we just take a moment to soak that in.
By artificial insemination. There it is. There is the kicker. I knew he couldn't do it for real. I knew it.
Look, if he is going to be like Manilow and just never say if he prefers hee-hee's or hoo-hoos in bed, that's fine. But come on. COME ON.
I literally can't find the words to talk about this. It's just so...there are no words.